wowfunniestposts:

this blog is hilarious

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theguidinglight:

I forgot I put this on my phone. It just came on shuffle.

I am a happy person.

every parent knows what this feels like

And when I go in there, Toby run and goes to pretend like he’s asleep, and Ziggy freezes in the middle of the room with a tambourine in his hand. 

But they both look up at me, the light from the hall way reflects in their eyes.

And for a split second, I fear for my life.

And then the moment passes, and I put them back to bed and tuck them in.

And in the morning, they are children again.

But for a fleeting moment, I saw the primordial being in them.

Bruce likes many horror films.

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the best thing about those movies is how realistic they were.

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essetumblrmedeucancer:

Os moleques destruíram a banheira com beyblades?

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weedandramen:

I’m going to keep this one in mind for later